(Racy allusions, but nothing hardcore. Use your judgment.)
Yesterday’s Daily Jocks ad (with a caption of mine):
(#1)
Pink X marks the
Spot of furtive mansex in the
Shadow of the highway, a dirty
Substreet trickland, where
Simon worshipped daily until theBoys bronzed him,
Wrapped his package in
Lime green and red,
Mounted him on the
Pink X as a symbol of their
Delicious depravity.
Not the first time an underwear model has been bronzed.
on 2/23/17, the posting “The beautiful immortal” (about another DJ ad):
(#2)
They looked upon him, found him
Wonderful, fabulous, a mighty man —
Unanimously accepted him as their
Prince everlasting — and
Had him bronzed.
He was indeed fabulous, a creature from another world, who could move in an instant through time and space:
(#3)
Then there’s the title of this posting, alluding to the St. Petersburg statue of Peter the Great, the subject of Pushkin’s famous narrative poem The Bronze Horseman (1833) — see the discussion in comments on my 3/1/17 posting “stans”. But also playing on horseman and whoresman. Simon the bronzed whoresman, so pretty in pink.
