(Well, deeply raunchy, but in its own way, also profoundly silly. Still, not for kids or the sexually modest. These people have no modesty, and they sell things many of you have never imagined.)
No, sir, not a shred of decency, not at holiday time in the world of homocommerce, where no raunchy pun, no matter how outrageous, is out of bounds. How to sell gay sex toys in the dead of winter? Have a sale for the Winter Hole-stice! I give you the Fort Troff Winter Hole-stice Event, advertised in my e-mail this morning:
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(#1) hole-stice /hólstǝs/, a pun on solstice /sólstǝs/; turning on the innocent-looking but deeply dirty word hole — short for asshole (as a sexual organ) or its synonym fuckhole
Fort Troff advertises itself as a gay toy store. The toys in question come in many categories: dongs, ass toys, cock rings, slings, fuck machines, rim chairs, harnesses, leather gear, underwear, and more. I have been through the pages of their items on sale, hoping to show you some representative samples. Many of the items make even me cringe; a fair number are advertised with very prominent penises in the ad display, so I couldn’t get them past WordPress; and most of the rest would oblige me to go into explanations of gay sexual practices (yes, that feels fantastic if you use it right; yes, that hurts like hell, but that’s the point; and so on). But here’s a rainbow jockstrap on sale, for guys who’d like to come in colors:
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(#2) With a brutal black waistband
